Adopt Kirby

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Do you see this mouse right here? 

His name is Kirby.

Kirby may seem like a normal mouse. But everyday, Kirby suffers rejection, hatred, and failure. When Kirby was just a child, he was taunted by his tribe for being "too noob." He tried his best to prove the world he was great, but his skills remained the same. In 2012, Kirby was named "King Noob." After this, his tribe banished him. However, his only response was...

To this day Kirby still wanders around, looking for a tribe.

But you can help Kirby! All Kirby wants is a tribe, love, and shaman lessons.

Call: 1-800-KINGNOOB

Save this poor child. Adopt Kirby now!

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