Interview with the head Cheerleader

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I had a chance to interview our head cheerleader, Wandjackoff!

Q. How does it feel to be the tribe cheerleader?

A. It is such an honor to be play a representative of such a highly respectable and lovable (you bitches love me, aint that right yall?) as this great tribe's cheeseleader.

Q. Are you planning on taking over the world anytime soon?

A. I thought those damn girls were already running the world (should be running inside the kitchen, I say..) but I have no intention of doing this anytime soon.And If I was, I'd make sure there's no damn way in hell you're gonna know about it.

Q. How has cheerleading changed your life?

A. Cheerleading. A topic that people have always reffered to as ''Bratty'' and "Girly,'' but my mama always said ''Life is too underrated with great expriences like these'' although she did follow it with saying '' BRING THAT SUCKER HARDER'' and it was under closing doors, so I doubt it she was referring her speech to me. But it was a life-changing experience that I doubt I will ever forget. It's gets me such an amazing feeling in my pants when I hold these virtual pom-poms and blonde hair wig and feel the air of these mice behinds racing infront of me while I cry the battle-inforcing crys with a determined exaporation. And I figured that it would be a much better scenario if it including us ever winning one of those, but I always appreciate how hard-working I feel from these experience.

Q. Are the rumors between you and Ron true?

A. Won Won? I always felt that he was creepy. I always find him shaking his ass at me when I enter a room, and randomly calling my name followed with a wink (and other types of things I'd rather spare the viewers from having a horrible vision of them made up in their innocent minds). While I have never induced a minimum account of affection to him, I don't think it is the same thing in his account.

Longest answers EVER!!!!

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